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Twitter's veracity chewed up by Britney's four-foot vagina
Tue, 06 Jan 2009 01:52:38 GMT

Former eBay CEO preps for California power post?
Tue, 06 Jan 2009 01:43:33 GMT

She'll be back

Former eBay chief executive Meg Whitman has reportedly cleared the way for taking a pop at Arnold Schwarzenegger's job of California governor in 2010.…


Microsoft and Apple: 25 years of couples therapy
Tue, 06 Jan 2009 01:38:48 GMT

Saved by a giant head

Macworld Expo Microsoft wants you to know that it's not just the Mac that's holding a 25th birthday party: 2009 marks the 25th year that Redmond has developed software for Apple's quarter-centarian computer.…


Sun offers free GlassFish education
Mon, 05 Jan 2009 23:49:49 GMT

VCs still pump dough into green tech, renewable energy
Mon, 05 Jan 2009 23:43:13 GMT

PS2 the most played console of 2008
Mon, 05 Jan 2009 23:36:38 GMT

Xbox beats PS3 to second slot

Nintendo may have cleaned up in console sales in 2008, but more US gamers spent their free time time playing Sony's "last-gen" Playstation 2, according to Nielsen Media Research.…


Companies burying themselves in IT gear
Mon, 05 Jan 2009 22:02:50 GMT

IT salary survey says: ‘You’ve never had it so bad’
Mon, 05 Jan 2009 19:51:46 GMT

Linux: this year's silver lining?
Mon, 05 Jan 2009 19:27:27 GMT

Boffin brings 'write once, run anywhere' to Cisco hijacks
Mon, 05 Jan 2009 19:06:27 GMT

Safari enjoys 'unusually residential' December boost
Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:44:33 GMT

Iomega aims at TVs with home server
Mon, 05 Jan 2009 16:42:19 GMT

$400m US space interceptor deal inked
Mon, 05 Jan 2009 15:27:18 GMT

UIQ 'files for bankruptcy' in Sweden
Mon, 05 Jan 2009 15:26:45 GMT

Steve Jobs dismisses death rumours
Mon, 05 Jan 2009 15:08:23 GMT

ITV to write down Friends Reunited value, says report
Mon, 05 Jan 2009 13:39:29 GMT

Home Office denies remote snooping plan
Mon, 05 Jan 2009 13:38:01 GMT

Confusion over Indian parliamentary rights-grab
Mon, 05 Jan 2009 13:23:38 GMT

Big IT bill sweeps through - or does it?

Chaos in India’s Parliament – the Lok Sabha - shortly before Christmas saw the passage, without debate, of a major new bill designed to sweep up a number of outstanding IT issues from cybercrime to online porn.…


Obama may militarise NASA to save money
Mon, 05 Jan 2009 13:15:38 GMT

China rattles sabre at Google
Mon, 05 Jan 2009 13:08:20 GMT

Council to crack down on Cracknuts Lane
Mon, 05 Jan 2009 12:33:32 GMT

Windows for Warships™ reaches Royal Navy frigates
Mon, 05 Jan 2009 12:27:42 GMT

Don't shout at your disk drives, warns Sun engineer
Mon, 05 Jan 2009 12:13:44 GMT

Fence plan to save Tasmanian Devil
Mon, 05 Jan 2009 12:08:48 GMT

Adobe gets tellybox Flash with Intel
Mon, 05 Jan 2009 12:06:30 GMT

MoD tops lost security pass league
Mon, 05 Jan 2009 11:56:17 GMT

NEC breakthrough paves way for powerless standy-by modes
Mon, 05 Jan 2009 11:28:33 GMT

Fujitsu tells WD the deal's off
Mon, 05 Jan 2009 11:25:43 GMT

Deals inked on DARPA's Matrix cyberwar VR
Mon, 05 Jan 2009 11:14:00 GMT

NASA rovers survive five years on Mars
Mon, 05 Jan 2009 11:04:18 GMT

Beeb names new Doctor Who
Mon, 05 Jan 2009 11:03:22 GMT

EMC adding open sauce to Decho mix
Mon, 05 Jan 2009 10:45:16 GMT

Snapping up SourceLabs?

Update Storage giant EMC is rumoured to have bought SourceLabs, a Seattle-based open source startup with nifty software technology for identifying developer problems and finding answers, for its Decho 'digital echo' business unit.…


BT to be freed from service obligations
Mon, 05 Jan 2009 10:32:28 GMT

UK sportscar makers announce electric models
Mon, 05 Jan 2009 10:09:53 GMT

Nikon D90 digital SLR with HD video recording
Mon, 05 Jan 2009 09:02:03 GMT

Spinning the war on the UK's sex trade
Sun, 04 Jan 2009 09:02:03 GMT

iPhone 3G unlocker released on schedule
Sat, 03 Jan 2009 00:17:29 GMT

But it's a beta

As promised, the intrepid iPhone Dev Team released its iPhone 3G unlocking utility, yellowsn0w, on the first of this year.…


Wikipedia exceeds $6m donation goal
Fri, 02 Jan 2009 23:04:20 GMT

Apple's latest patent brilliance: the iGlove
Fri, 02 Jan 2009 22:12:31 GMT

"Pull my finger" has a whole new meaning

The US Patent and Trademark Office yesterday released Apple's most recent application, in which the company files for patent protection for ... wait for it ... a glove.…


Virgin Galactic leases itself a spaceport
Fri, 02 Jan 2009 20:38:44 GMT

Semi-suckalicious semiconductor sales
Fri, 02 Jan 2009 19:23:54 GMT

Numbers are bad, but they've been a lot worse

Chip sales took it on the chin in November, according to a new report by the Semiconductor Industry Association (SIA), with sales dipping 9.9 per cent worldwide when compared to November of 2007.…


2009 - Thomas the Tank's journey to IT Hell
Fri, 02 Jan 2009 18:18:22 GMT

Swoopo - eBay's (more) evil twin
Fri, 02 Jan 2009 17:02:03 GMT

Lenovo 'planning' to slash 200 jobs
Fri, 02 Jan 2009 16:06:23 GMT

Kamikaze ballooning Brazilian soars to Darwin Award
Fri, 02 Jan 2009 15:40:40 GMT

SpaceX assembles Falcon 9 rocket
Fri, 02 Jan 2009 14:43:23 GMT

First ISS lifter comes together at Cape Canaveral

SpaceX has announced that it's completed assembly of its first Falcon 9 rocket - destined to deliver cargo to the ISS following a recently inked supply deal with NASA.…


SMS bug: Nokia's Conversation goes mute
Fri, 02 Jan 2009 14:09:14 GMT

New Year, new deal for Time Warner and Viacom
Fri, 02 Jan 2009 14:08:41 GMT

Windows 7 beta washes up on Pirate Bay
Fri, 02 Jan 2009 13:46:09 GMT

HMRC gets it wrong on one in ten personal records
Fri, 02 Jan 2009 13:27:37 GMT

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